sinai is dead. long live slantedwindows.

if you're not giving it 110%, then you're wasting your time.

what is the substance of your life?

you know what i miss? being a pirate.

i'm gonna go back to being one.

R!

i'm also starting a new Q&A column: Ask a Pirate. So without further ado: ask me something. It should start with

"Dear Pirate"

and end with a donation of doubloons, grog, wenches, or gold-plated attachments for my hook.

girl gets off bart, "thank you so much!"
guy, "i have a myspace!"
girl, "i'm not that technically savvy"
*door closes*

burn... seriously, who the hell doesn't have a myspace?